hello. they call me The Rat
but i prefer to be called Monsieur
i really have to go on a diet soon. maybe atkins?
the other night i climbed up a tabletop and ate a whole loaf of gardenia bread (sans 4 slices)
and for starters today i gnawed half a potato.
they are putting up all these sticky foul-smelling trays on the ground.
i don't know what they're for, really.
i wouldn't even dream of scurrying near those things.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
smells like chicken stew tonight

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