my dear

my thighs have been aching like a troll after my friend's paintball party.

i've been groaning and moaning myself
down stairs and up stairs

in a vain effort to ease the pain.

but all it does is garner some sympathetic looks from passer-bys.

the other day my right leg buckled under me when i was in the ladies

and i nearly fell into the toilet bowl.

i'm glad i didn't

it wouldn't have been much fun i think.