Suckerfish

Jie France called me a suckerfish cause I was smothering Mikey with kisses

He's THE pizza man

Okay. so this is my future brother JON. He is crazy about food (in particular salmon sashimi!).
and he can really work pizza!!!


p.s he is not as hairy in real life

He likes meringues very much

My friend TJ loves eating my meringues :)

Walrus-rabbit

Last night, my sister dreamed that she rescued a walrus-rabbit looking creature from a canal.

Mr. Supermarketeer

In preparation for three upcoming parties, Mikey, Mum and I set out to the supermarket to buy food.

Mikey doesn't go supermarketing very often (because when he does we spend hours in the supermarket), so today's supermarketing was a big deal! Mike was a big help.

He steered the trolley everywhere,

(although he nearly knocked several old ladies over)

counted out 5 red apples and 5 purple brinjals,

and performed an extraordinary balancing act while bringing his favourite cups of yogurt to the trolley.

the end :)

An Asian Christmas

Mum has fashioned a wreath out of a bunch of rambutans given by some neighbours,

and hung it up on our wall in place of our Christmas wreath.

She's loving the Asian twist she's brought to Christmas.

Made of muscle

I'm pretty sure that all the grandmas in my pottery class have a crush on our teacher.
check out his muscles!

The sound of music

My friend Daniel is a musician and a conductor.
This is him.

They liked their tree very much

Ride of your life

Upon picking me up from Junction8, Papa promptly dumped a Christmas Turkey on my lap (unlike my illustration, it was quite dead). The turkey was probably a champion turkey body-builder- it was so heavy. Barry had come along for a ride too. I guess you could say we both had a ride of our life!

Not again!

-A long-time resident lizard of our living room

War of the meats

Inspired by christmas dinner! (ham and ribs)

This is the real me

My mother headbanging to 'Born this way' after church in the living room.
There's totally no doubt about it, she was just
born this way. 

That's me navigating slowly across our rubbish-strewn bedroom floor to pop goodies into everyone's stocking.
Merry Christmas Jesus!
(and you too!) :)

Santa Paws

Michael and Barry, stuffing stockings!

There are so many presents under our christmas tree that only the crooked top of our ole proud tree can be seen!

my friend tim

this is my friend tim
he's really cool!
listen to him on radio here

happy 21st

Michael Wong-See!

as lazy as a slug

bits and pieces of dinner

i'm a total noob when it comes to photoshop

(the only time i use it is to edit away pimples and zits off photos)

i've spent a WHOLE THREE HOURS of my morning playing with the software,

and i STILL haven't been able to figure out how brushes work!!!

my self esteem has totally been affected.

No place like home

Barry's gone bald at least thrice already, but the ticks are hanging on tight.

There are less of them now for sure, but occasionally, we find an odd one clinging onto Barry's fur for dear life. We sure hope that they ain't here to stay!

Che France just found her long-lost pen under the sofa. It is very hairy

a member of the family examining her warts

I bought a wacom tablet this afternoon. It cost me, but it's worth it!

I'm as happy as a cheshire cat :)

Dear little things,

mama loves you so.

made by elves

i nearly couldn't sleep a wink last night because i was so excited about today's santa's workshop! (organised by me for my nice cousins). needles were pulled in all directions with complete disregard for safety, and the gingerbread (where i was the boss of my minion elves) looked like poo when we were squishing them into shape, but everything turned out wonderfully yummy and green and red and glittery in the end! :)

so excited about my santa's workshop tomorrow!

OpeRATion Shrew

Operation shrew involved lots of devilry and cunning-ness in the placement of sticky traps,

a pink fatpipe floorstick (to guide the shrew to the traps)

a long metal stick

and blah blah blah

after lots of nervous giggles (aunty, mum and I were the main players in the game)

 and squeals (both from us and the shrew), we eventually caught him. he stank!!! 

before I drowned him, mum brought mike to see the struggling shrew, 

and gave him a whole breakdown on its anatomy.

the end! (literally)

this morning mother, aunt, mike, che france and i breakfasted at benelli-
this nice place in tanglin mall.
the food was scrum ALTHOUGH
would you believe i was told off while i was trying to photograph a macaroon?
i mean, like, seriously?!?!?!?!?!?!
it's not as if there's some broadway musical going on! anywayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
since i couldn't take pictures of the FOOD,
i consoled myself by taking pictures of the food WE ORDERED
and some cute people too.

like this small boy called michael:

 isn't he charming.

^THOSE are the food pics. i had some eggs benedict thing. it sounded way more glamorous than just 'eggs benedict'. they phrased it real fancy. but it was good.

anyway, i've got two skype conversations running,
so gotta run!

christmastide

A few years back, at our old house, we had a resident cricket in our christmas tree.

we loved him

and he loved us too i think,

because he would serenade us round-the-clock

this year, we ain't got no cricket. 

instead we have a shrew (which is kinda like a rat)

living under our staircase amongst my mum's art materials

it's kind of gross, really.

it's not my dad's favourite kind of pet

we would infinitely prefer having the cricket back again in place of this rodent which is gracing our house this christmas season.

x!

an aesthetic spoonful of rice

last night i was fiddling around with my new nikon tripod (an advanced christmas gift from moops and poo), when mum excitedly declared that che mar had the most aesthetic spoonful of rice she had ever seen on her spoon. i dashed upstairs to get my sony and quickly ran down again to snap a pic before che mar swallowed it down into her gut. notice how the the slender strand of vegetable droops just-so

P.S this is my 1000th post over the past few years :)