Pauliana

Out of the goodness of my heart I cleared the dead parrot that had been lying on our roof for the past 3 whole months. My family is extraordinary. How they could put up with a dead parrot (we named it Pauliana after its first month's death anniversary) on our roof (and even be vaguely proud and amused that there was a dead parrot on our roof) amazes me. I squash cockroaches, clear dead birds off the roof and work the electrical switchboard when our house has a blackout.

I am totally THE man of the house